Monday, March 16, 2009

RassleResults: EWE Ripley, TN 3.14.09

Commissioner Baker comes out to address about 90 in the crowd. Baker makes a comment about the video clip that was played last week that showed Kevin White was going to be in Ripley tonight. He says that the video was not intended to be played last week, that it was supposed to play tonight, so Kevin White will not be here. The music of "Mr. Big Stuff" Gary White, Kevin's father, hits as he comes down the ramp. He asks Baker if he made a mistake, then says the company, as well as Commissioner Baker, sucks. He says Baker made a mistake, and that Kevin White isn't coming to EWE. Gary says he does the booking for Kevin White and Kevin will come when he wants him to come. Stan Lee makes his way to the ring and says that it's probably a good thing they had a misunderstanding because if he showed up, Stan would have given him a title match and would have done the same thing he did to "The Golden Boy" last week. Gary says that he'll be there and it'll be for the title, because he won't come down to Ripley for nothing less than that. Stan gets the mic and tells Gary that if he doesn't get out of the ring, he'll whip him too. Stan starts to count down and Gary rushes out of the ring. Stan Lee starts to exit the arena, then K.C. Gold comes out and meets Commissioner Baker in the ring. He says that he is out scouting new talent, and Baker should let him or else his team of lawyers will come down on him for assault. Baker tells K.C. that he can go sit in his corner and watch, but he reminds K.C. that he didn't get to Commissioner without a few scars along the way, and if he thinks last week was bad, to just try something tonight. Commissioner Baker exits the arena and K.C. Gold takes his seat next to Mark Tipton.

Tommy Jones def. J.R. Manson via disqualification. Krisis comes out and attacks Tommy Jones as J.R. looks on, then gets dropped to the mat by Krisis.

Jon Michael def. Idol Bane via pinfall.

The Badd Guys def. Greg King Jr. and Cody Melton via pinfall. This win gives The Badd Guys the #1 contender position for the tag team championship, currently held by Picture Perfect.

Scott Adams def. Michael Gilbert via pinfall. After the match, Scott Adams calls Jon Michael out. Scott says that he doesn't like it when people get in his way, and Jon got in his way and stood up to him. Jon says that if Scott wants, they can settle it right here right now. Jon goes up to the ring but is held back by Tommy Jones, Christian Jacobs, Chris O'Neal, Cody Melton and Greg King Jr. as Scott is held back by J.R. Manson, Idol Bane and K.C. Gold. Both wrestlers are escorted to the locker room.

Christian Jacobs, Chris O'Neal and Stan Lee def. Eric Wayne, Kid Nikels and Matt Justyce in a 6 man tag team match via pinfall.

Credit: Dustin Williams @

----They did an interview segment with Justyce who was putting over the fact that he had hurt Lee before in NEW…I took the time to watch the main event on their web site and it was a good solid bout [but it did have Eric Wayne and Stan Lee in it, so what can you expect??]. Matt Justyce’ punches doing his best Ali imitation was good. Jacobs must have had the night off, because the only time he was in the ring was to do a spear on Wayne. LOL. I posted the last 4+ minutes of the bout…Looks like Alex Krisis is being known as only Krisis now. ..Nikels/Wayne are calling themselves “Premiere Brutality” here.